Imperial Valley Car Accident Lawyer’s Top Ten Things That May Get You Points After a Car Accident

August 20th, 2014
1. Rescuing the other driver from a burning car, plus ten points. 2. Admitting fault, add two points. 3. Whining, subtract two points. 4. Placing blame on everyone else unjustifiably, subtract four points. 5. Lying, minus two points. 6. Lying big time, minus three points. 7. Pretending to be stupid, minus two points. 8. Pretending to be crazy, 72-hour mental evaluation. 9. Trying to hide the evidence, minus four points. 10. Complimenting the officer’s work, add two points. There is no point ...
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Imperial Valley Pedestrian Accident Lawyer’s Top Ten Excuses That Probably Won’t Get You Points After a Pedestrian Accident

August 19th, 2014
1. Looking bored, minus two points. 2. Being annoying to everyone, subtract two more points. 3. Not helping the injured pedestrian, minus three points. 4. Not calling 911 for an ambulance, subtract two more points. 5. Trying to bribe the police officer, minus five points. 6. Trying to shift the blame to the pedestrian, subtract four points. 7. Claiming that the unconscious pedestrian admitted fault, minus two points. 8. Looking like you’re buzzed, minus two points. 9. Being buzzed, minus five ...
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El Centro Auto Accident Lawyer’s Top Ten Things That Can Get You in Trouble After an Auto Accident

August 18th, 2014
1. Acting as a mime at the scene of the accident. 2. Repeating the same phrase in answer to any questions. 3. Trying to hide. 4. Asking to borrow the police car in place of your damaged vehicle. 5. Having no identification other than a grocery club card. 6. Having wads of cash on you and all over your car. 7. Taking off your clothes. 8. Asking the other driver if they would mind if you left before the police arrive. 9. Riding away on a tricycle. 10. Getting on a bus. Now here are ten more ...
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El Centro Car Accident Lawyer’s Top Ten Things That Can Get You in Hot Water After a Car Accident

August 17th, 2014
1. Having identification that doesn’t match the name you’re using. 2. Indicating you’re in a real rush. 3. Telling the officer you’re late for a parole hearing. 4. Telling the officer that someone placed alcohol in your car to frame you. 5. Telling the officer you have a more important meeting to go to. 6. Telling the officer how important you are. 7. Asking the officer if your agent can handle things for you. 8. Playing with the ambulance siren. 9. Slipping out the back of the hospital ...
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Brentwood Motorcycle Accident Attorney’s Top Ten Things You Think to Do as You Get Into a Motorcycle Accident

August 16th, 2014
1. Go shopping for new clothes. 2. Go shopping for a new motorcycle. 3. See if there’s any money left on the credit card. 4. Have a pizza. 5. Trade in the motorcycle or what’s left of it on something with air bags. 6. Get drunk. 7. Be a better person if you come out of this okay. 8. Explain to mom this wasn’t your fault. 9. Cancel the bike trip up the coast. 10. Call work and explain why you won’t be there tomorrow. Here are ten useful tips of advice from a motorcycle accident lawyer to ...
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Rancho Santa Margarita Auto Accident Lawyer’s Top Ten Things Better to Do With Your Time Than Get Into a Car Accident

August 15th, 2014
1. Play poker and win millions. 2. Promote world peace. 3. Save the world. 4. Save the environment. 5. Win a beauty contest. 6. Win an election. 7. Win the lottery. 8. Get into shape. 9. Lose excess body fat. 10. Find the love of your life. Now here are ten useful tips of advice from an auto accident lawyer to follow if you have been in an accident. You can also learn more about how to handle an auto accident in Rancho Santa Margarita, or any city, by calling the Law Offices of R. Sebastian ...
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Rancho Santa Margarita Car Accident Lawyer’s Top Ten Things Better to Do With Free Time Than Get Into an Auto Accident

August 14th, 2014
1. Save the rain forest. 2. Save the polar bears. 3. Discover new planets. 4. Discover ancient tombs filled with mummies. 5. Go treasure hunting. 6. Set world records in a sport. 7. Catch Bin Laden. 8. Make a movie. 9. Turn back time. 10. See the world. Now here are ten useful tips of advice from a car accident lawyer to follow if you have been in an accident. You can also learn more about how to handle a car accident in Rancho Santa Margarita, or any city, by calling the Law Offices of R. ...
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Rancho Santa Margarita Motorcycle Accident Lawyer’s Top Ten Things You’d Rather Do Than Get Into a Motorcycle Accident

August 13th, 2014
1. Write "I will not get into a motorcycle accident ever again" a thousand times. 2. Scratch your fingernails on a chalkboard. 3. Eat the vegetables you like least. 4. Sit in a field filled with flowers you’re allergic to. 5. Try to pet a crocodile. 6. Rehash all your major mistakes. 7. Get organized. 8. Go on a crash diet. 9. Try to understand calculus. 10. Listen to conservative talk radio. Now here are ten useful tips of advice from a motorcycle accident lawyer to follow if you have been ...
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Rancho Santa Margarita Personal Injury Lawyer’s Top Ten Things Better to Do Than Get Into an Auto Accident

August 12th, 2014
1. Pay bills. 2. Clean the garage. 3. Clean up after the dog. 4. Empty septic tanks. 5. Clean bathrooms on a cruise ship in heavy seas. 6. Montezuma’s revenge. 7. Sort through the stinky garbage for something. 8. Listen to your parents. 9. Look for a job. 10. Do high school over. Now here are ten useful tips of advice from a personal injury lawyer to follow if you have been in an accident. You can also learn more about how to handle a personal injury in Rancho Santa Margarita, or any city, by ...
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Redlands Bicycle Accident Lawyer’s Top Ten Ways to Get a Date With the Physical Therapist After a Bicycle Accident

August 11th, 2014
1. Tell the therapist you’ve never had such good therapy before. 2. Compliment the therapist on the professionalism of their staff. 3. Ask if you can give the therapist a massage. 4. Ask the therapist where’s a good place to go for a drink in town. 5. Tell the therapist you don’t know anyone in the city. 6. Ask if the therapist knows any place good for dinner. 7. Suggest a little get together at a nearby coffee shop. 8. Bring candy on your next therapy session. 9. Take a bath before your ...
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Redlands Car Accident Lawyer’s Top Ten Ways to Get a Date With the Hospital Nurse After an Auto Accident

August 10th, 2014
1. Compliment the nurse on the fact it only took six hours to be seen. 2. Tell the nurse how much you liked the special of the day in the cafeteria and ask if the nurse would like the recipe. 3. Tell the nurse you had the special of the day and think you have food poisoning. 4. Compliment the nurse on how nice the nurse’s uniform looks. 5. Compliment the nurse’s hair. 6. Ask if the nurse can give you her number, just in case the nurse would like to talk sometime about anything or nothing. ...
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Redlands Motorcycle Accident Lawyer’s Top Ten Ways to Get a Date With the Doctor’s Nurse After a Motorcycle Accident

August 9th, 2014
1. Ask if the nurse can give you another shot. 2. Tell the nurse you have to stop meeting like this and suggest coffee somewhere. 3. Ask the nurse where the staff usually goes for lunch. 4. Tell the nurse you’re new in town. 5. Ask if the nurse is married. 6. Ask the doctor to put in a good word for you. 7. Ask the nurse where’s a good place to go for a drink. 8. Compliment the nurse on the fine selection of reading material in the waiting room. 9. Ask the nurse if you can get her anything. ...
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Redlands Pedestrian Accident Lawyer’s Top Ten Ways to Get a Date With the Other Driver After a Pedestrian Accident

August 8th, 2014
1. Pretend the need for mouth to mouth resuscitation. 2. Faint into the arms of the other driver. 3. Ask for a place to lie down and ask the other driver to join you. 4. Ask if you can be taken to the hospital in the same ambulance. 5. Ask the hospital if they have co-ed rooms and ask to be put in the same room. 6. Ask the other driver if they would like to go have a drink before the police arrive. 7. Suggest coffee together after your fractures get put into casts. 8. Ask the other driver if ...
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Redlands Personal Injury Lawyer’s Top Ten Ways to Get a Date With the Police Officer After a Personal Injury Auto Accident

August 7th, 2014
1. Ask the paramedics to put in a good word for you. 2. Ask to write the ticket to yourself. 3. Compliment the police officer on how well they fill out their uniform. 4. Offer the officer a drink from the flask in your car. 5. Flirt whenever possible. 6. Don’t complain about the handcuffs. 7. Ask to try on the officer’s hat. 8. Write your phone number on your license and registration. 9. Suggest dinner at the fast food restaurant of the officer’s choice. 10. Ask for a ride along. Here are ...
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Redlands Truck Accident Lawyer’s Top Ten Ways to Get a Date With the Dmv Clerk After a Truck Accident

August 6th, 2014
1. Give the clerk your phone number as well as any forms you need to submit. 2. Ask the clerk for help with the accident report form. 3. Ask if the clerk can put in a good word since you didn’t really mean to cause the accident. 4. Tell the clerk you’ve never had such a good time at the DMV. 5. Compliment the clerk on the DMV’s efficiency since your wait was less than three hours. 6. Tell the clerk there’s no DMV office you’d rather wait half a day for your number to be called. 7. ...
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Redlands Auto Accident Lawyer’s Top Ten Ways to Get a Date With the Paramedic After an Car Accident

August 5th, 2014
1. Ask the police officer to talk you up. 2. Ask for the special of the day. 3. Compliment the paramedics on their uniforms. 4. Tell the paramedic you’re impressed with the cleanliness of the paramedic vehicle. 5. Suggest dinner when you get out of the hospital. 6. Tell the paramedic you may need mouth to mouth resuscitation. 7. Ask the paramedic to give you a shot where you have your tattoo. 8. Ask the paramedic to overlook the handcuffs. 9. Ask if the paramedic gives massages on the way to ...
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Chino Auto Accident Lawyer’s Top Ten Sure Ways to Get Arrested After a Car Accident in California

August 4th, 2014
1. Be annoying. 2. Start whining. 3. Throw beer cans out of your car. 4. Have a beer cooler in plain sight. 5. Have a jug of wine in your hands. 6. Smoke some unusually aromatic cigarettes. 7. Start kicking your car. 8. Sniveling. 9. Lie. 10. Pretend to be someone else. Here are ten useful tips of advice from an auto accident lawyer to follow if you have been in an accident. You can also learn more about how to handle an auto accident in Chino, or any city, by calling the Law Offices of R. ...
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Chino Bicycle Accident Lawyer’s Top Ten Sure Ways to Get Handcuffed After a Bicycle Accident in California

August 3rd, 2014
1. Blame a bicyclist for being drunk when the officer can smell alcohol on your breath. 2. Try to run away. 3. Head for the nearest bar. 4. Take some pills to relax. 5. Flag down traffic for a ride. 6. Refuse to answer anything. 7. Pretend to be a tree. 8. Repeat everything anyone else says. 9. Try to get a ride on the fire truck. 10. Sneak into someone else’s car. Here are ten useful tips of advice from a bicycle accident lawyer to follow if you have been in an accident. You can also learn ...
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Chino Car Accident Lawyer’s Top Ten Sure Ways to Get Your Vehicle Impounded After an Auto Accident in California

August 2nd, 2014
1. Have fifteen people inside. 2. Have a broken bottle of wine in the front seat. 3. No brakes. 4. Be the person they’re looking for on an amber alert. 5. Have a common name like Bin Laden. 6. Have armored car bags of cash in plain sight. 7. Have strange fumes coming from your car. 8. Annoy the police officer. 9. Ask the ambulance driver for spare Valium. 10. Ask the police officer for spare change. Here are ten useful tips of advice from a car accident lawyer to follow if you have been in an ...
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Chino Motorcycle Accident Lawyer’s Top Ten Sure Ways to Get Arrested After a Motorcycle Accident in California

August 1st, 2014
1. Be smoking anything unusually aromatic as the police officer pulls up. 2. Tell the police officer you have a parole hearing you’re two weeks late for. 3. Tell the police officer you know there’s a warrant out for your arrest but that it’s all a misunderstanding. 4. Act like a moron. 5. Be too busy on the cell phone to answer questions. 6. Try to have your agent or publicist answer the police officer’s questions for you. 7. Act real nervous. 8. Try to get the police officer to let you ...
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